Alien In Town

Life is a spook these days. We are swarm with crimes that have led to lives been lost, children been kidnapped and the authorities been very bold and arrogant in their dealings with people’s lives.

At a certain stage of our life we hope for some peace and quiet time. But alas, we just had to have a couple of rascals to destroy that. Never mind that our money has gone a bit smaller in value causing hardship to even eat and pay for our utilities. These rascals chose to create havoc that has become the biggest joke in the history of Malaysia. I understand these rascals were tattoo Malaysia Boleh into their hearts. But seriously what good has that stupid word become. Everyone I meet agree that word has become an embarrassment to us Malaysians.

Now we hear that Aliens have descended upon us and are abducting families only. That right, they only chose special families that are honest and cannot be bought with money, land and titles. First, Balasubramaniam and his family, and now Dr Mohamed Osman and his family. The story even go further to say that Patail, Musa, Pak Lah, Khairy, Najib and Rosmah are actually aliens sent from outer space to monitor and study our behaviour. So once they have identified the most suitable family, pooh they are transported into outer space to be planted with 10 years old sperm. You see these aliens have never seen or hear of sperm until a certain Mahafiraun brought it to their attention and make it so fascinating, that they became curious and wanted to try it too. Sad to say they forgot to ask Mahafiraun the after effect. Now it looks like the aliens have to continue to search and abduct another family.